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Mother Nature wasn't very amusing this season. That’s OK though because we snow sports enthusiasts are really good at laughing at ourselves, each other, and the situations we often find ourselves in. Humor really is the best medicine, so here’s some to savor. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as we did assembling it!
What is the difference between a ski instructor and God?
God doesn't think he is a ski instructor.
How do you get a snowboarder off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Three snowboarders are riding in the backseat of a car. Who is driving?
Why are most snowboard jokes one liners?
So the skiers can understand them!
How do you become a millionaire as a professional skier?
Start out a billionaire.
What’s the difference between a government bond and a ski bum?
Government bonds will eventually mature and make money.
Good things come to people who wait...but those that jump in early usually get good powder too.
The freeski competition started well... but it was all downhill from there.
What do you call a skier how does backflips every 5 seconds?
What must skiers do before playing poker in the lodge?
Shovel their decks.
What do good skiers and snowboarders get in their stockings?
A lump of cold.
What do you call trails that make lots of money?
What do you call your friends who don't like winter?
You don't call them. They aren't your friends.
Do you have any to add? Comment below!
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Malone, NY 12953-5927
Phone: (518) 483-3740
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